3 00:00:45,005 --> 00:00:47,799 There isn't always a loud bang 4 00:00:47,966 --> 00:00:50,260 when a dream bursts. 5 00:00:51,177 --> 00:00:53,680 But that's how it was with us. 6 00:00:54,514 --> 00:00:56,099 Paladiki. 7 00:00:56,266 --> 00:00:58,518 Galapagos in Greece. 8 00:00:58,685 --> 00:01:01,855 The path out of the crisis for our little island 9 00:01:02,022 --> 00:01:03,773 ends here. 10 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:08,111 But at least it's a good story. 11 00:01:08,278 --> 00:01:11,698 And even if I play only a small part in it, 12 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:15,910 I consider it my duty to tell it. 13 00:01:26,796 --> 00:01:29,382 Let's start from the beginning. 14 00:01:30,216 --> 00:01:33,261 Paladiki is a quiet island. 15 00:01:33,428 --> 00:01:35,472 Heavenly quiet. 16 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:38,600 "Galapagos in Greece". That's our project. 17 00:01:39,976 --> 00:01:43,855 Instead of big hotels and mass tourism, 18 00:01:44,105 --> 00:01:46,232 we have nature. 19 00:01:46,399 --> 00:01:49,152 We have mountains, we have donkeys, 20 00:01:49,319 --> 00:01:51,404 we have a hospital, 21 00:01:51,654 --> 00:01:54,324 the sea, a beautiful beach, and... 22 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:56,868 a whole bunch of goats. 23 00:01:59,037 --> 00:02:03,917 But in this story, it's more about what we don't have. 24 00:02:04,709 --> 00:02:07,087 The whole catastrophe 25 00:02:07,337 --> 00:02:10,006 starts with a little piece of paper... 26 00:02:23,478 --> 00:02:26,147 - Hello, Panos. - Good morning, Brigitte, my dear. 27 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:28,483 - Good morning. - Good morning. 28 00:02:28,650 --> 00:02:30,318 One euro for you, Darling. 29 00:02:31,694 --> 00:02:34,697 - Are you with my girlfriend? - You're a jerk. 30 00:02:34,864 --> 00:02:38,326 - Are you going out tonight? - Let's see what the evening brings. 31 00:02:38,743 --> 00:02:40,620 - But we're leaving tomorrow. - Yeah. 32 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:44,332 You want to break my heart. 33 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:54,467 What the hell is this? Those arrogant arseholes! 34 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:56,594 - Come on. - I hate the Germans! 35 00:02:57,178 --> 00:02:59,639 But Panos, you're German yourself. 36 00:03:00,974 --> 00:03:03,101 Me? I'm a victim of globalisation. 37 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:06,438 Born and raised in a foreign country. 38 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:08,565 But in my heart, in my blood, 39 00:03:09,065 --> 00:03:11,276 I was and still am a Greek! 40 00:03:12,986 --> 00:03:14,279 Morning, Yannis. 41 00:03:14,446 --> 00:03:16,281 How's it going? 42 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:26,833 Hello. 43 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:31,754 - I want to work for you! - You're too young, come back in ten years. 44 00:03:37,135 --> 00:03:40,388 Eighteen! I'll be eighteen by then! 45 00:03:46,853 --> 00:03:49,856 For our project "Galapagos in Greece", 46 00:03:50,023 --> 00:03:53,693 we took out a small loan from Germany. 47 00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:56,905 We received our money, everything was going well, 48 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:58,907 and now this! 49 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:04,954 "A supplemental extraordinary examination of the specified securities." 50 00:04:05,121 --> 00:04:08,708 In other words: The German is coming to snoop around. 51 00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:10,251 Do you see anything? 52 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:12,795 Wait, the ship hasn't even docked yet. 53 00:04:13,463 --> 00:04:14,964 Give them to me! 54 00:04:18,927 --> 00:04:20,011 Oh, no! 55 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:22,472 My girls! I completely forgot about them! 56 00:04:22,639 --> 00:04:24,432 My darlings! I'm up here! 57 00:04:24,599 --> 00:04:26,935 Sit down, you idiot. Our island is in jeopardy! 58 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,728 Forgive me! 59 00:04:30,897 --> 00:04:34,025 Odysseus, you have to let them go. 60 00:04:35,401 --> 00:04:37,779 Here we go. 61 00:04:38,571 --> 00:04:39,989 Give them to me. 62 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:11,521 Only a German would do what those two idiots ask. 63 00:05:18,653 --> 00:05:20,863 Hello! You must be from Germany. 64 00:05:21,114 --> 00:05:22,949 Welcome to Paladiki. My name's Maria. 65 00:05:23,575 --> 00:05:25,868 - We have rooms for rent. - No, thanks. 66 00:05:26,035 --> 00:05:28,246 Our hotel has a beautiful sea view. 67 00:05:28,413 --> 00:05:30,415 -25 euros per night. - No, no. 68 00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:32,667 -20 euros? - No. 69 00:05:36,713 --> 00:05:38,131 Pep Guardiola. 70 00:06:32,685 --> 00:06:35,647 - Hello, Dr Laichinger. - Geissner? What's the situation? 71 00:06:35,813 --> 00:06:38,983 Well, it looks pretty miserable here. 72 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:42,528 - I'm looking for my hotel. - No false sympathies. 73 00:06:42,695 --> 00:06:45,823 I'll bet there is neither a hospital nor a power plant. 74 00:06:45,990 --> 00:06:48,618 - Stay on it! - Of course, Dr Laichinger. 75 00:07:00,338 --> 00:07:02,548 I don't believe it! 76 00:07:05,927 --> 00:07:07,804 ...last week. 77 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:10,973 - He drowned! - Yes. 78 00:07:15,895 --> 00:07:17,355 Hello? 79 00:07:18,022 --> 00:07:19,524 Hello! 80 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:23,319 Excuse me? Excuse me! 81 00:07:23,778 --> 00:07:28,032 I'd like to take up your offer of a room after all. 82 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:30,743 Oh, yes! With pleasure. 83 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:34,706 - It's 40 euros per room. - 40? 84 00:07:34,956 --> 00:07:37,333 The one for 20 is no longer available, 85 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:41,421 but you can use all the hotel's facilities 86 00:07:41,671 --> 00:07:43,423 free of charge. 87 00:08:17,415 --> 00:08:20,418 - Hello, Dr Laichinger. - Geissner, what's the progress? 88 00:08:20,585 --> 00:08:23,629 - I'm at the hotel now... - Only now? What took you so long? 89 00:08:23,796 --> 00:08:26,007 - I had to find a different place. - Geissner? 90 00:08:26,257 --> 00:08:29,427 - Our investor needs that beach, and quick. - Just a moment... 91 00:08:30,011 --> 00:08:35,808 Excuse me, but would it be impolite to ask you for the money for the room now? 92 00:08:36,184 --> 00:08:38,644 Excuse me, but I'm on the phone right now. 93 00:08:38,811 --> 00:08:40,938 Pardon me. 94 00:08:41,189 --> 00:08:43,232 Unbelievable, the state of things here. 95 00:08:43,399 --> 00:08:45,693 Give me proof that the securities are false. 96 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:47,236 Certainly, Dr Laichinger. 97 00:08:47,403 --> 00:08:49,614 - Geissner, stay on it. - Yes. 98 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:57,163 Listen, I would really appreciate a bit more privacy. 99 00:08:57,663 --> 00:09:01,501 Of course! Would it be impolite to ask you once more... 100 00:09:01,751 --> 00:09:03,753 Yes! 101 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:06,255 All right. 102 00:09:06,422 --> 00:09:09,550 I'll need a proper receipt showing the VAT separately. 103 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:13,179 - If you know what I mean. - Of course. Thank you. 104 00:09:33,366 --> 00:09:34,909 Here comes the gauleiter. 105 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:39,038 He wants his money back! 106 00:09:46,504 --> 00:09:49,048 Finally! The Germans are here! 107 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:52,927 Yes. Jörg Geissner, from the AVO Bank. 108 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:55,012 Our saviour from Germany! 109 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:57,640 What would we do without you? 110 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:02,019 Would you be so kind and tell me where the mayor's office is? 111 00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:05,857 But of course, Herr Kommissar. This way. 112 00:10:06,983 --> 00:10:08,776 - Welcome! - Welcome! 113 00:10:08,943 --> 00:10:11,445 - You've been to Greece before, right? - No,no. 114 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:14,532 - And I'm not a Kommissar, either. - This way. 115 00:10:14,699 --> 00:10:16,909 - Welcome! - Welcome, welcome! 116 00:10:18,703 --> 00:10:21,581 Please excuse the chaos, 117 00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:27,044 to increase efficiency we've merged several administrative departments: 118 00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:29,714 Tax and revenue office, registration office, 119 00:10:29,881 --> 00:10:32,633 property and land, uh... 120 00:10:32,884 --> 00:10:35,595 - What's it called, regis... - Registry. 121 00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:38,180 Yes, land registry, etc. etc. 122 00:10:38,431 --> 00:10:40,182 Bureaucracy reduction, you know. 123 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:43,686 But excuse me, I've not even introduced myself. 124 00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:46,522 I'm the Mayor of Paladiki. 125 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:49,275 Kantelirakis, Spyros. 126 00:10:52,904 --> 00:10:55,907 Oh... how convenient. 127 00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:58,451 Geissner, AVO Bank. 128 00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:01,120 Yes, I've been sent... 129 00:11:01,287 --> 00:11:03,164 - Please. - Thank you. 130 00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:09,754 I've been sent to examine the securities you listed for the loan we granted you... 131 00:11:09,921 --> 00:11:13,507 The securities I refer to would be, hold on... 132 00:11:14,342 --> 00:11:19,680 the electric power plant, the hospital and the beach. 133 00:11:19,931 --> 00:11:21,140 Gladly. 134 00:11:21,307 --> 00:11:24,602 Our project, "Paladiki. Galapagos in Greece", 135 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:28,356 is making great progress. Thanks to you! 136 00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:31,484 So what exactly can I do for you? 137 00:11:31,651 --> 00:11:37,031 I need more detailed information about the power plant and the hospital. 138 00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:40,910 In other words, construction plans, invoices, 139 00:11:41,619 --> 00:11:44,372 land register extracts... 140 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,958 Whatever else you might... 141 00:11:55,049 --> 00:11:59,387 No problem, that was just my cousin's tax return. 142 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:05,726 In this context, I need to inform you 143 00:12:05,977 --> 00:12:08,771 of the consequences of making false statements. 144 00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:15,194 In such a case, the AVO Bank would have the right by contract 145 00:12:17,530 --> 00:12:21,242 to choose the securities on its own... 146 00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,998 which in this case, would... 147 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,583 affect... 148 00:12:30,084 --> 00:12:32,586 the town of Paladiki... 149 00:12:33,254 --> 00:12:34,964 as a whole. 150 00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:40,720 Please, my friend. 151 00:12:41,387 --> 00:12:46,100 I know, you Germans have a very different mentality. 152 00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:47,977 As a Greek, 153 00:12:48,144 --> 00:12:50,354 I would say you are snooping around, 154 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:53,399 - I'd say you don't trust us. - No, no. 155 00:12:53,983 --> 00:12:56,193 In that regard, you're just... 156 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,572 different. I accept that. 157 00:13:02,408 --> 00:13:06,078 It would be best if you yourself look for what you need. 158 00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:10,082 Unfortunately, due to budget cuts, I had to fire my secretary. 159 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,627 But that would take me months! 160 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,088 Yes, you'll like it here with us. 161 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,924 In that case, I'll inspect the buildings straight away, 162 00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:21,594 to get a personal impression on the ground. 163 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:24,722 I wanted to look at the beach anyway. 164 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,933 Of course, be my guest. You can walk to the beach, 165 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,102 just walk along the harbour... 166 00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:37,735 And how do I get to the power plant and the hospital? 167 00:13:37,902 --> 00:13:41,030 Car rental and maps can be found at the Mini Market. 168 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,949 But they only rent cars until 4:00 pm. 169 00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:46,452 You won't make it today. 170 00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:48,913 Enjoy Paladiki, Herr Kommissar. 171 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,961 Dr Laichinger. Mailbox. Leave a message. 172 00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,840 Dr Laichinger, this is Geissner. 173 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:04,053 I don't think I'll find a hospital or a power plant here. 174 00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:08,140 Thank God there's a beach, at least. Our investor will like it. 175 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,477 Big enough for the hotel and the water sports facilities. 176 00:14:11,644 --> 00:14:14,188 It needs some cosmetic surgery, 177 00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:17,817 but with a little fresh sand, and a palm or two, it'll be great. 178 00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:23,531 The town's harbour is ideal for restaurants and a shopping strip, 179 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,407 although there might be... 180 00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:29,370 some resistance from the population, 181 00:14:29,829 --> 00:14:33,249 because of the project "Galapagos in Greece"... 182 00:14:35,084 --> 00:14:36,335 Oh God! 183 00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:39,421 What happened? I don't believe it. 184 00:14:40,548 --> 00:14:43,509 There... look! I don't believe it. 185 00:14:43,676 --> 00:14:45,845 Don't you trip me up! Got it? 186 00:14:46,095 --> 00:14:49,682 Got it, you stupid thing? Where does it come from? 187 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,433 Where? Where? 188 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,728 I don't speak Greek. 189 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,690 You're cute... You don't understand a word, 190 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,984 and don't speak a word. 191 00:15:06,157 --> 00:15:07,741 Thank you. 192 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,703 Jörg. Jörg Geissner. 193 00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:12,121 Shit! 194 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,251 Sorry, Mrs Laichinger? 195 00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:20,504 That was an accident, but... 196 00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:24,091 I'm doing fine. I'll call again later. 197 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:31,599 What Paladiki also has is an undersea power cable. 198 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,434 15 centimetres thick, 199 00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:38,355 it runs 260 kilometres across the seabed to the mainland, 200 00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:41,358 supplying us with electricity. 201 00:15:41,609 --> 00:15:43,652 That's the good news. 202 00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:45,362 The bad news is: 203 00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:49,033 An undersea cable is not an electric power plant. 204 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,702 Which has never been a problem until now. 205 00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:55,664 That's why we need a power plant! 206 00:16:17,228 --> 00:16:20,522 Bye, you nutcase. And keep the whiskers. 207 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,442 - The what? - Your beard. Keep it. 208 00:16:23,943 --> 00:16:25,361 Okay. 209 00:16:30,783 --> 00:16:33,285 - Can you turn the sign around? - This here? 210 00:16:38,082 --> 00:16:39,875 Hi there! 211 00:16:46,799 --> 00:16:49,134 Good morning. 212 00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:52,263 Morning. 213 00:16:54,974 --> 00:16:58,102 - Didn't I see you at Mr Kante... - Kantelirakis. 214 00:16:58,269 --> 00:17:01,355 - Right. Didn't I see you there? - It's possible. 215 00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:03,941 Yes, I'm quite sure of it. 216 00:17:04,108 --> 00:17:06,443 Anyway, I'd like to rent a car. 217 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:11,532 I don't rent out cars anymore. I'm sorry. 218 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,119 But I have a good alternative. 219 00:17:17,997 --> 00:17:21,166 This is where we are. And that's where you have to go. 220 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,961 You're kidding, right? 221 00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,171 You'll love it. 222 00:17:28,007 --> 00:17:30,926 I'm not going to ride around on a donkey! 223 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,595 Why not? Just try it. 224 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,478 This is to go right, that's to go left. 225 00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:45,149 40 for the donkey and 5 for the map. 226 00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:49,320 We'll take care of it later. Good luck. 227 00:18:19,475 --> 00:18:22,102 - You think this will work? - It will. 228 00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:24,646 We'll start work today. 229 00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:30,986 Damned goats! 230 00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:35,199 Which idiot brought those animals to our island? 231 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,618 Those animals are subsidised! 232 00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,661 They finance the island! 233 00:18:40,371 --> 00:18:43,999 - You mean like the power plant? - Leave me alone! 234 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,336 Say... 235 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:52,132 Can you keep the German spy away from here for a few days? 236 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:57,096 That's the least of our problems. 237 00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:01,058 Right. Right. Right! 238 00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:03,560 Stop! Stop! 239 00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:07,523 Stop! Stop! 240 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,902 Oh, God. Hang on. 241 00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:26,792 - Hello, Dr Laichinger. - Geissner, where are you? 242 00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:30,421 - Hello? - Hello, what's the situation? 243 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:33,340 - Why are you whispering? - I can't speak openly. 244 00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:34,716 I see. 245 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:37,261 - But you don't have to whisper. - That's right. 246 00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:40,305 - So, what's the situation? - Yes, uh... 247 00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:45,394 To be honest, right now things are going a bit slowly. 248 00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:48,564 We're having some transportation problems. 249 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,066 I hope they haven't sent you off on a donkey! 250 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:55,446 It's not that bad. I can't ride anyway. 251 00:19:56,530 --> 00:20:00,576 But today I might not be able to visit both... 252 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:04,455 - The situation is serious! - I know it's serious. 253 00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:07,958 - Stay on it, Geissner. - Yes, I'll stay on it, Dr... 254 00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:14,548 Damn it! 255 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:20,304 When I say right, I mean right! 256 00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:23,390 You think I'll let you make a fool of me? 257 00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:24,975 Damn it! 258 00:20:27,144 --> 00:20:28,770 Come back. 259 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,440 Come back! 260 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,698 Vassilis, bring two buckets of water. 261 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,541 Come here. 262 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:52,544 - He found his own way back. - Good animal, right? 263 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:57,633 Did you take a walk with the German? 264 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,278 Cheers! 265 00:21:20,072 --> 00:21:21,990 Can I get something to eat here too? 266 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,451 Vassilis, the specialty of the house. 267 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,246 You'll like it. 268 00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:33,085 How was your day, my friend? Did you find everything? 269 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:38,799 Why not spare ourselves this whole charade, 270 00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:42,219 and you tell me straight out that you have neither a power station 271 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,304 nor a hospital? 272 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,057 - Oh, Herr Kommissar! - I'm not a Kommissar. 273 00:21:47,224 --> 00:21:49,434 How nice to have you here with us. 274 00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:53,188 What would we have done without you Germans? Thank you. 275 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,941 Thank you. Thank you. 276 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:57,901 He won't hold out much longer! 277 00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:00,696 He can hardly wait to get back on his ferry. 278 00:22:07,536 --> 00:22:09,413 Bon appétit! 279 00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:13,458 - Don't worry, it's all organic. - The eye is particularly tasty. 280 00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:15,919 Go on. 281 00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:47,576 My apologies, please. 282 00:22:47,743 --> 00:22:50,495 We don't like it when the Germans send their watchdogs. 283 00:22:51,455 --> 00:22:53,790 Why are you whispering? 284 00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:57,586 I have a little problem with the owner. 285 00:22:57,753 --> 00:23:00,380 It's better she doesn't know I'm here. 286 00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:08,305 It's not your fault. You're just doing your job. 287 00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:11,183 No, I love my job. 288 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:13,769 Panos! 289 00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:16,104 Panos! 290 00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:18,815 Panos! Open the door! 291 00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:21,735 I know you're in there. Open up or I'll kick the door in! 292 00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:23,028 Is Daddy in there? 293 00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:26,323 Stop calling that idiot "Daddy"! What a great dad! 294 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:29,284 Leave my customers alone! Do you understand? 295 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:32,412 You'll sorely regret having set foot in my hotel! 296 00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:34,206 Good evening. 297 00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:35,832 Do you have a visitor? 298 00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:39,544 - No. - I'll give you some advice. 299 00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:42,297 Stay away from that man. 300 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,092 Good night. 301 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:50,972 Cursed is the day I ever met you! You bloody bastard! 302 00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:54,810 If you think you can do us harm, you can think again! 303 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:58,271 Understood? Leave us in peace and go back to Germany! 304 00:23:58,438 --> 00:24:02,275 If I catch you, I'll beat you to a pulp! 305 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:05,737 I'll break all your bones, you randy goat! 306 00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:07,614 You dirty bastard! 307 00:24:07,864 --> 00:24:10,659 - He's gone. - Good. 308 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,477 Oh, it's cold! 309 00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:26,234 Cold. Cold. 310 00:25:45,003 --> 00:25:48,590 What's this? Get off me! 311 00:25:51,176 --> 00:25:54,763 What's going on? Get off me! 312 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,797 What the hell are you doing there? 313 00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:39,803 - You scared me to death! - Sorry, I didn't mean to. 314 00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:43,181 - All right, come in. - Thanks. 315 00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:46,977 What happened to your eye? 316 00:28:53,608 --> 00:28:55,443 Can't you sleep? 317 00:28:56,277 --> 00:28:59,614 Yes, I can. I just went for a little walk. 318 00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:02,951 You mean you were snooping around, Herr Kommissar? 319 00:29:03,118 --> 00:29:04,494 Very funny. 320 00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:09,207 Seriously. Tomorrow I'm going to the hospital. You can come along. 321 00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:11,835 - Really? - Or you could take the donkey. 322 00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:13,420 No! 323 00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:22,262 You wouldn't happen to have sleeping pills, would you? 324 00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:25,265 Sleeping pills? 325 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,734 This, and peace in your heart, is the best sleep tonic. 326 00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:40,113 And by the way, 327 00:29:40,864 --> 00:29:42,282 thanks for hiding me. 328 00:29:43,867 --> 00:29:45,869 Thanks for the salad. 329 00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:54,461 Do you have a wife in Germany? 330 00:29:56,296 --> 00:29:58,715 - I live alone. - Bravo! 331 00:29:58,882 --> 00:30:01,509 It's best for a man to live alone. 332 00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:03,928 Let's drink to that. 333 00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:12,353 Take Odysseus... 334 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,482 He knew exactly what to do when the Sirens tempted him. 335 00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:19,194 He tied himself to the mast of his ship to remain a free man. 336 00:30:22,947 --> 00:30:24,657 Here. 337 00:30:27,911 --> 00:30:32,040 You know, around here they call me "Kamaki". 338 00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:35,460 The Harpoon. Because I've loved them all. 339 00:30:36,419 --> 00:30:37,921 I met women every summer. 340 00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:42,967 Women from England, Australia, Switzerland, Germany. Yeah! 341 00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:45,303 Especially from Germany! 342 00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:48,098 From Denmark, Sweden, England, 343 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,975 from France, from Switzerland! 344 00:30:52,811 --> 00:30:55,438 - Luxembourg. - Yes, exactly, from Luxembourg! 345 00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:57,440 Come on. 346 00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:02,904 From Finland. Did I say Finland already? 347 00:31:03,154 --> 00:31:04,781 Probably. 348 00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:08,868 What kind of women make you happy? 349 00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:15,792 My job makes me happy. 350 00:31:19,379 --> 00:31:21,256 Wait a second. This is beautiful! 351 00:31:22,799 --> 00:31:23,883 Come on! 352 00:31:24,134 --> 00:31:26,511 Drink up! Come on, drink up! 353 00:31:26,678 --> 00:31:29,556 Do you want to insult me? All right, then. 354 00:32:22,483 --> 00:32:26,029 Get off. You're not supposed to lie down on the bed! 355 00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:33,638 - Geissner! - Good morn... 356 00:33:33,805 --> 00:33:35,223 Hello? 357 00:33:35,932 --> 00:33:37,725 Geissner, is that you? 358 00:33:43,106 --> 00:33:44,565 Good morning. 359 00:33:44,732 --> 00:33:46,693 - Good morning. - Good morning, Pep! 360 00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:06,546 - Sorry I'm late. - Ah, my friend! Did you sleep well? 361 00:34:07,297 --> 00:34:09,632 It was a fun night, wasn't it? 362 00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:17,432 Don't you have any wall plugs? 363 00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:20,435 Wall plugs are for Germans. Greeks use nails. 364 00:34:24,731 --> 00:34:26,065 The Great Odysseus. 365 00:34:28,901 --> 00:34:32,947 - But you have to use a wall plug. - Oh, come on. I don't use those things. 366 00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,575 Let's drive to the hospital. 367 00:34:40,747 --> 00:34:42,915 Fuck it. Come on, let's go. 368 00:34:46,878 --> 00:34:49,839 I don't ride motorcycles out of principle. 369 00:34:50,006 --> 00:34:52,300 Motorcycle or donkey? 370 00:34:55,636 --> 00:34:57,764 What's going on now? 371 00:34:58,973 --> 00:35:00,808 Vassili, yeah! 372 00:35:01,976 --> 00:35:05,480 - That's going to be our artificial reef! - Artificial reef? 373 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,151 But that was a good boat, it could've still been used! 374 00:35:10,318 --> 00:35:13,112 Yeah, but that's exactly what we don't want anymore. 375 00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:16,741 They're trawlers. They scrape everything from the seabed. 376 00:35:16,991 --> 00:35:20,286 Fish, mussels, coral, everything. Then nothing else can grow. 377 00:35:21,621 --> 00:35:23,331 But that's over now. 378 00:35:23,581 --> 00:35:25,958 What we are planning here is called... 379 00:35:26,209 --> 00:35:28,419 "gentle tourism". 380 00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:30,046 Yeah! 381 00:35:35,468 --> 00:35:38,096 Can you hold this for a second, my friend? 382 00:35:52,402 --> 00:35:54,487 Two lovebirds! 383 00:35:54,654 --> 00:35:56,322 What a catch! 384 00:35:56,489 --> 00:35:58,991 You really caught something this time! 385 00:36:13,256 --> 00:36:15,258 What are you doing there the whole time? 386 00:36:16,092 --> 00:36:17,718 Just relax, man. 387 00:36:26,144 --> 00:36:29,439 Look at that! Beautiful, isn't it? 388 00:36:30,356 --> 00:36:32,942 - Better than on a donkey, right? - Yes. 389 00:36:58,217 --> 00:36:59,886 What is it? 390 00:37:03,431 --> 00:37:05,224 Can you get off? 391 00:37:06,017 --> 00:37:08,352 - Why? - It's broken. 392 00:37:09,353 --> 00:37:10,438 What? 393 00:37:10,605 --> 00:37:13,316 It'll only take half an hour. It happens all the time. 394 00:37:33,878 --> 00:37:35,505 Okay, half an hour is up! 395 00:38:02,281 --> 00:38:04,283 Oh, come on! 396 00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:21,425 Are you kidding me? 397 00:38:22,552 --> 00:38:24,554 I'm not an idiot! 398 00:38:26,847 --> 00:38:29,600 Next time I'm leaving this behind! 399 00:38:34,564 --> 00:38:36,315 Oh man! 400 00:38:50,454 --> 00:38:52,665 I don't believe it. 401 00:38:58,421 --> 00:38:59,297 Stop! 402 00:39:00,256 --> 00:39:02,383 Amateur actors. 403 00:39:05,803 --> 00:39:09,557 Out of the way! It's a funeral, man! Unbelievable! 404 00:39:17,023 --> 00:39:18,399 Holy shit. 405 00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:22,153 Hello. 406 00:39:24,155 --> 00:39:25,990 Good bye. Uh... 407 00:39:28,534 --> 00:39:31,120 The guy's driving me crazy. 408 00:39:38,711 --> 00:39:40,588 My condolences. 409 00:39:50,222 --> 00:39:53,142 Well, well, it's Herr Kommissar! 410 00:39:57,647 --> 00:40:00,191 - What happened? - A drowning. 411 00:40:00,858 --> 00:40:03,110 Does that happen here often? How awful. 412 00:40:03,277 --> 00:40:06,238 - Have a seat. Want a coffee? - No, nothing. Although... 413 00:40:06,405 --> 00:40:08,824 some water would be nice. 414 00:40:10,534 --> 00:40:12,912 Nikos, bring our friend a glass of water. 415 00:40:13,996 --> 00:40:15,831 Thanks for carrying that. 416 00:40:27,551 --> 00:40:29,553 His brother drowned last year as well. 417 00:40:30,721 --> 00:40:32,348 What? 418 00:40:32,515 --> 00:40:34,350 Maybe... Thanks. 419 00:40:34,517 --> 00:40:38,020 Maybe you should start thinking about a lifeguard or a beach patrol. 420 00:40:38,187 --> 00:40:39,814 What? 421 00:40:39,980 --> 00:40:41,607 What did you say, damn it? 422 00:40:41,857 --> 00:40:44,276 - What is it, Vangelis? - He didn't mean it. 423 00:40:44,527 --> 00:40:46,278 You take our land, our children! 424 00:40:46,529 --> 00:40:48,447 Calm down, Vangelis! 425 00:40:48,614 --> 00:40:51,033 - What was that? - Sit down, Vangelis! 426 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,035 I'm sorry, but what did I say? 427 00:40:53,202 --> 00:40:55,955 - Panos, what's going on? - Everything's fine, Mayor. 428 00:40:56,706 --> 00:40:59,166 You know, the crisis... 429 00:41:00,668 --> 00:41:03,462 It's not like the people here are drowning by accident. 430 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,352 - "Syggnomi". - Pardon me? 431 00:41:20,938 --> 00:41:22,565 Syggnomi. 432 00:41:33,868 --> 00:41:35,911 Can I get a couple more of those? 433 00:41:37,163 --> 00:41:38,873 Nikos, wine! 434 00:41:41,625 --> 00:41:43,002 It's all right. 435 00:41:43,169 --> 00:41:45,421 He didn't mean it. It's all right. 436 00:42:00,936 --> 00:42:02,563 Get some paint on there! 437 00:42:04,523 --> 00:42:07,401 Can't you see how uneven that coat of paint is? 438 00:42:07,568 --> 00:42:10,738 - You never use enough paint! - Make sure it's an even coat! 439 00:42:10,905 --> 00:42:12,948 Stop talking! Enough already! 440 00:42:13,115 --> 00:42:15,159 No sloppy work! Do good work, please! 441 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:17,620 -shut up! -shut up! 442 00:42:17,870 --> 00:42:21,165 It has to be perfect when the German shows up! 443 00:42:21,332 --> 00:42:24,543 Perfect! Clean! Impeccable! 444 00:42:24,794 --> 00:42:27,713 - You just sit around while we work! - Unbelievable... 445 00:42:28,464 --> 00:42:30,007 Watch out! 446 00:42:33,135 --> 00:42:34,720 Dimitri! 447 00:42:41,352 --> 00:42:44,230 - Why aren't you sleeping? - I was sleeping! 448 00:42:45,815 --> 00:42:47,733 What's going on? 449 00:42:47,900 --> 00:42:50,319 Let me in, I have something to tell the German. 450 00:42:50,569 --> 00:42:52,071 - Wait, I'll get Mum. - No! 451 00:42:52,321 --> 00:42:54,281 No, not Mum! 452 00:42:54,532 --> 00:42:57,368 Dimitri, I need your help, my boy. 453 00:43:01,914 --> 00:43:05,626 Even the Germans couldn't be worse. 454 00:43:07,336 --> 00:43:09,713 - It hurts! - It's nothing serious. 455 00:43:10,464 --> 00:43:13,884 It's sprained... if not worse! 456 00:43:15,678 --> 00:43:18,305 If you can move it, then everything's fine. 457 00:43:18,472 --> 00:43:20,933 You two are even worse than the German! 458 00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:22,601 Don't touch it! 459 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,293 Okay, alarm off. 460 00:43:48,711 --> 00:43:51,547 Oh, what have we here? 461 00:43:52,131 --> 00:43:54,425 He can take that one again. 462 00:44:00,389 --> 00:44:02,516 We'll leave him that one. 463 00:44:06,812 --> 00:44:08,564 Doesn't he have any friends? 464 00:44:09,106 --> 00:44:11,191 Germans don't have friends. 465 00:44:11,567 --> 00:44:13,986 Not even German friends? 466 00:44:16,530 --> 00:44:18,824 Time for new contacts. 467 00:44:21,035 --> 00:44:23,287 That's not very many. 468 00:44:23,537 --> 00:44:24,788 Yes. 469 00:44:25,456 --> 00:44:27,166 So it seems. 470 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:41,639 Herr Kommissar! 471 00:44:44,934 --> 00:44:47,394 We wanted to have a look at something! 472 00:45:21,804 --> 00:45:23,472 Hey, you pretty things. 473 00:45:23,722 --> 00:45:25,307 Move aside. 474 00:45:27,184 --> 00:45:29,812 Look over there. There's your hospital. 475 00:45:34,817 --> 00:45:36,819 Come on. 476 00:45:50,207 --> 00:45:51,709 Get off. 477 00:45:53,127 --> 00:45:55,421 - I don't believe it. - What don't you believe? 478 00:45:56,171 --> 00:45:58,007 Well, I was certain that... 479 00:45:58,173 --> 00:46:00,634 Of course we have a hospital. What did you think? 480 00:46:27,953 --> 00:46:29,621 Stop it, you fool! 481 00:47:13,999 --> 00:47:16,752 You see, everything's as it should be. 482 00:47:16,919 --> 00:47:20,798 Now you can call your boss to tell him the loan wasn't for a phantom. 483 00:47:26,261 --> 00:47:27,721 I... 484 00:47:28,806 --> 00:47:30,516 I think I owe you an apology. 485 00:47:33,769 --> 00:47:35,312 You know, my friend... 486 00:47:35,854 --> 00:47:37,064 I like you. 487 00:47:38,899 --> 00:47:39,942 Thanks. 488 00:47:51,370 --> 00:47:52,746 Yannis, calm down! 489 00:47:52,996 --> 00:47:55,082 It's me, Panos! Calm down! 490 00:47:55,791 --> 00:47:58,460 Everything's okay, it's all good! 491 00:48:01,630 --> 00:48:03,382 Why did you scare me like that? 492 00:48:03,549 --> 00:48:06,343 We told you we were going to look at the hospital. 493 00:48:09,471 --> 00:48:12,850 - With Pep Guardiola? - That's the German from the bank. 494 00:48:13,475 --> 00:48:15,811 He has to take some photos. 495 00:48:16,228 --> 00:48:18,188 Come, come on. 496 00:48:21,024 --> 00:48:23,485 - What's your name, Herr Kommissar? - Geissner. 497 00:48:23,652 --> 00:48:25,279 Well, Jörg. 498 00:48:35,038 --> 00:48:37,374 Ah, Giorgios! That's a name! 499 00:48:55,309 --> 00:48:56,768 Ah, surgeon. 500 00:49:00,230 --> 00:49:03,233 By the way, Dr Yannis makes his own wine. 501 00:49:43,941 --> 00:49:45,567 Hello, Dr Laichinger. 502 00:49:45,734 --> 00:49:47,694 Geissner, why haven't you called? 503 00:49:48,362 --> 00:49:50,530 We're inspecting the hospital. 504 00:49:50,697 --> 00:49:51,740 The what? 505 00:49:51,907 --> 00:49:54,117 I was surprised too, but everything's in order. 506 00:49:54,952 --> 00:49:57,788 And we're about to visit the power plant. 507 00:49:57,955 --> 00:50:00,749 But I want the beach. We need the beach! 508 00:50:00,916 --> 00:50:02,834 Or else our nice bank is done for. 509 00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:04,628 I know that, Dr Laichinger. 510 00:50:04,878 --> 00:50:08,298 You'd better not let them pull the wool over your eyes, Geissner. 511 00:50:08,465 --> 00:50:09,675 Yes, I'm on it. 512 00:50:18,517 --> 00:50:20,560 I think we should move on. 513 00:50:21,228 --> 00:50:23,313 Just one more glass. 514 00:50:26,108 --> 00:50:27,859 But only one. 515 00:50:31,989 --> 00:50:34,032 But I'm not a doctor, 516 00:50:35,117 --> 00:50:37,661 I'm a surgeon. 517 00:51:14,781 --> 00:51:16,825 Giorgios, give me your phone! 518 00:51:19,077 --> 00:51:21,079 Give it to me, I know how it works. 519 00:51:33,508 --> 00:51:35,761 - Feta? - Yes, look. 520 00:51:36,011 --> 00:51:38,013 - I look great. - Nice. 521 00:51:38,555 --> 00:51:41,183 - I have my eyes closed. - But I said "feta"! 522 00:51:41,350 --> 00:51:43,143 You should've waited. 523 00:51:43,310 --> 00:51:45,354 It turned out nicely. 524 00:52:33,068 --> 00:52:34,403 Left! 525 00:52:35,028 --> 00:52:36,029 My God! 526 00:52:39,825 --> 00:52:41,785 Everything okay? 527 00:52:43,829 --> 00:52:45,831 My God, I said "left"! 528 00:52:48,959 --> 00:52:50,752 What the hell do you expect? 529 00:52:50,919 --> 00:52:54,172 It's dark! How should I tell left from right? 530 00:52:55,215 --> 00:52:58,885 My God, I almost dropped the bottle. 531 00:53:01,721 --> 00:53:03,849 Bravo, Giorgios, bravo! 532 00:53:07,060 --> 00:53:09,771 Are you guys crazy? 533 00:53:30,542 --> 00:53:32,752 There you have your power plant! 534 00:53:33,503 --> 00:53:35,505 Come on, take a couple of pictures! 535 00:53:37,257 --> 00:53:39,801 You have an electric power plant. 536 00:53:39,968 --> 00:53:42,762 - Yes. - You have an electric power plant! 537 00:53:42,929 --> 00:53:44,973 We have a bloody electric power plant! 538 00:53:52,606 --> 00:53:55,275 What did I tell you? 539 00:53:55,442 --> 00:53:56,902 Perfect. 540 00:53:57,068 --> 00:53:58,528 Unbelievable. 541 00:54:07,287 --> 00:54:09,623 It's just... 542 00:54:15,921 --> 00:54:19,132 What's wrong with him? What were you drinking? 543 00:54:28,683 --> 00:54:29,851 It's locked! 544 00:54:30,101 --> 00:54:31,811 I don't have a key! 545 00:54:33,813 --> 00:54:36,399 But I have to go in there. 546 00:54:36,566 --> 00:54:39,277 I have to take some pictures! 547 00:54:39,444 --> 00:54:42,781 Give me the key, pretty please. 548 00:54:43,031 --> 00:54:45,033 I really don't have a key. 549 00:54:45,283 --> 00:54:47,494 He doesn't have a key. 550 00:54:48,411 --> 00:54:51,831 - Maybe he has a key. Do you? - Me? I don't have any keys. 551 00:54:52,374 --> 00:54:53,750 He doesn't have one either. 552 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,920 - Take a picture of the door! - Yeah, right. 553 00:54:57,295 --> 00:55:00,257 I'll take a picture of the locked door. 554 00:55:03,468 --> 00:55:05,679 There's nothing in there anyway! 555 00:55:05,845 --> 00:55:07,639 - What? - Only a couple of turbines! 556 00:55:07,889 --> 00:55:09,766 A couple of turbines! 557 00:55:13,687 --> 00:55:16,690 - Come with me. - What now? 558 00:55:22,988 --> 00:55:25,991 You can hear the turbines working. 559 00:57:45,588 --> 00:57:49,884 - Doctor... - Geissner? What the hell's going on there? 560 00:57:50,051 --> 00:57:53,680 - The eclectic... The electric... - Are you drunk? 561 00:57:53,847 --> 00:57:58,935 The whatchamacallit plant... is there too. 562 00:57:59,102 --> 00:58:03,773 You can't be serious! I want the beach! The beach! The beach! 563 00:58:03,940 --> 00:58:08,528 Or else our bank is done for! We can all look for a new job, Geissner! 564 00:58:08,695 --> 00:58:10,905 But that's not so bad. 565 00:58:11,072 --> 00:58:13,366 - Pardon me? - Night-night. 566 00:58:13,533 --> 00:58:16,494 Geissner? Geissner, don't hang up! 567 00:58:42,312 --> 00:58:45,690 Mr Geissner! You forgot your receipt! 568 00:58:47,275 --> 00:58:49,986 - Maria. Thanks. - Have a good trip. 569 00:58:50,236 --> 00:58:51,654 What are they doing? 570 00:58:52,238 --> 00:58:54,491 - They're kissing. - What? Give them to me! 571 00:59:31,236 --> 00:59:33,530 - Panos! - Come on! 572 00:59:39,619 --> 00:59:42,288 Don't make the departure harder than it already is. 573 00:59:59,097 --> 01:00:01,850 THANKS FOR EVERYTHING 574 01:00:29,794 --> 01:00:31,629 Goodbye, my friend. 575 01:00:32,463 --> 01:00:34,382 And give Merkel a kiss for me. 576 01:01:13,129 --> 01:01:14,923 What are those idiots telling him? 577 01:01:17,008 --> 01:01:19,052 Hey... 578 01:01:19,510 --> 01:01:21,220 Something's not right. 579 01:01:21,387 --> 01:01:23,014 Give them here. 580 01:01:28,853 --> 01:01:30,939 What's wrong with him? 581 01:01:31,731 --> 01:01:33,524 Has he lost it? 582 01:01:46,871 --> 01:01:49,415 He's going! 583 01:01:49,582 --> 01:01:51,292 What did I tell you? 584 01:01:52,418 --> 01:01:53,920 There goes the German. 585 01:01:54,170 --> 01:01:55,672 He's going. 586 01:01:56,506 --> 01:01:59,092 Did you mean that in a positive or a negative way? 587 01:02:00,009 --> 01:02:01,427 I don't know... 588 01:02:01,594 --> 01:02:03,429 I kind of liked him. 589 01:02:04,973 --> 01:02:07,225 Did you fall in love, silly? 590 01:02:07,392 --> 01:02:09,727 - Tell me. - No, I didn't fall in love. 591 01:02:16,526 --> 01:02:18,653 It can't be! 592 01:02:18,903 --> 01:02:21,072 What is it? Give them to me. 593 01:02:22,448 --> 01:02:24,075 What's he doing there? 594 01:02:30,289 --> 01:02:31,916 Mr Geissner? 595 01:03:20,131 --> 01:03:22,925 Dr Laichinger. Mailbox. Leave a message. 596 01:03:24,260 --> 01:03:27,180 Yes. Hello, Dr Laichinger. 597 01:03:27,346 --> 01:03:30,516 Unfortunately, my departure has been slightly delayed. 598 01:03:32,810 --> 01:03:35,313 There is a problem with the power plant after all. 599 01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:38,399 I cannot verify its authenticity 100%. 600 01:03:41,444 --> 01:03:43,029 Yup. 601 01:03:50,119 --> 01:03:52,580 May I come in? 602 01:04:02,381 --> 01:04:04,383 Try one. 603 01:04:04,926 --> 01:04:06,552 Try one. 604 01:04:12,433 --> 01:04:13,935 Thank you. 605 01:04:16,729 --> 01:04:20,066 I told you to stay away from him. 606 01:04:22,276 --> 01:04:25,404 It's so easy to give your heart to Panos. 607 01:04:25,655 --> 01:04:27,323 But... 608 01:04:27,490 --> 01:04:30,493 with the hearts of others, he just... 609 01:04:38,835 --> 01:04:40,545 Hey, Rolando. 610 01:04:41,337 --> 01:04:42,505 Ronaldo. 611 01:04:42,755 --> 01:04:44,757 That's right, Ronaldo. 612 01:04:48,928 --> 01:04:51,806 I think I have to speak with your dad. 613 01:04:52,682 --> 01:04:55,059 Please don't hurt him. 614 01:04:56,227 --> 01:04:57,854 We'll see. 615 01:05:00,940 --> 01:05:02,567 We'll see. 616 01:05:11,450 --> 01:05:12,827 Oh God. 617 01:05:17,373 --> 01:05:19,500 Giorgios? Giorgios, my friend! 618 01:05:19,667 --> 01:05:22,170 What a surprise! You stayed after all. 619 01:05:27,425 --> 01:05:31,095 I found out that your island is supplied via undersea cable. 620 01:05:33,014 --> 01:05:35,766 Your electric power plant is not real. 621 01:05:35,933 --> 01:05:37,810 Not real? What are you talking about? 622 01:05:38,060 --> 01:05:41,314 - We went there together! - I want to see it from the inside. 623 01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:42,857 Of course. Sure. 624 01:05:43,024 --> 01:05:46,068 But shouldn't a friendship be based on trust? 625 01:05:46,986 --> 01:05:49,197 Trust. Trust you? 626 01:05:49,780 --> 01:05:52,325 The guy who thinks he's Odysseus? 627 01:05:52,491 --> 01:05:54,952 Freedom, freedom, I need freedom! 628 01:05:56,162 --> 01:05:59,123 You don't even care about your son because of your bloody freedom! 629 01:06:01,959 --> 01:06:03,419 I don't trust guys like that. 630 01:06:04,003 --> 01:06:06,547 Okay. That hurt. 631 01:06:07,089 --> 01:06:10,635 You'll get your power plant. Inside and out, upside and down! 632 01:06:10,801 --> 01:06:14,513 Who do you Germans think you are? You still think you're special. 633 01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:16,515 Show me the power plant! 634 01:06:16,766 --> 01:06:18,893 Fine. My cousin can bring the key in five days. 635 01:06:19,143 --> 01:06:22,146 No, no! No more cousins, and no five days. 636 01:06:22,313 --> 01:06:24,649 I want to see the power plant tomorrow. 637 01:06:25,441 --> 01:06:27,610 In two days I lose my job. 638 01:06:28,694 --> 01:06:32,615 - That's not my problem. - Oh yes! That's your biggest problem! 639 01:06:33,324 --> 01:06:37,245 Because tomorrow evening I'll report that your power plant doesn't exist, 640 01:06:37,411 --> 01:06:40,665 and we'll build a giant hotel here like you've never seen before! 641 01:06:40,831 --> 01:06:44,043 We'll turn your Galapagos into the new Majorca! 642 01:06:45,544 --> 01:06:48,464 I want to see the power plant. Tomorrow! 643 01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:52,802 But I don't have a key! 644 01:07:13,114 --> 01:07:15,241 This time I'm going to get you. 645 01:07:40,725 --> 01:07:42,351 Come with me. 646 01:07:44,812 --> 01:07:47,606 Hey, little man, keep an eye on the shop. 647 01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:09,128 Get in, I'll show you something. 648 01:08:09,295 --> 01:08:12,423 You want to take the boat to the power plant? 649 01:08:12,590 --> 01:08:13,674 Please. 650 01:08:34,737 --> 01:08:36,947 Why are we transporting a box of dynamite? 651 01:08:37,531 --> 01:08:39,867 It's for our artificial reef. 652 01:08:45,039 --> 01:08:47,416 You're doing that on purpose, right? 653 01:08:53,255 --> 01:08:55,257 CAUTION HIGH VOLTAGE 654 01:09:04,308 --> 01:09:06,477 - There he is! - I can see that. 655 01:09:06,644 --> 01:09:08,604 - Do the donkey! - No! 656 01:09:08,771 --> 01:09:11,524 First comes the short circuit, then the donkey. 657 01:09:16,737 --> 01:09:18,280 Give it to me. 658 01:09:20,282 --> 01:09:23,369 Sometimes you have to take fate into your own hands. 659 01:09:23,536 --> 01:09:25,162 Watch out. 660 01:09:38,467 --> 01:09:40,636 - Come on, get up. - What's going on? 661 01:09:40,803 --> 01:09:43,139 Get up, I said. Come on, get up! 662 01:09:46,100 --> 01:09:49,854 We're going to drop anchor here, and I'll prove the cable is out of order. 663 01:09:50,104 --> 01:09:54,483 You'd rather kill us than admit you've been deceiving me the whole time? 664 01:10:02,533 --> 01:10:04,410 The donkey! Do the donkey! 665 01:10:10,124 --> 01:10:12,084 - Did you hear a donkey? - I have no idea. 666 01:10:12,251 --> 01:10:14,211 Yes, it was a donkey! 667 01:10:16,505 --> 01:10:18,674 - You can throw the anchor! - No. 668 01:10:18,841 --> 01:10:23,637 - Yes! - Not with a 30,000 volt cable down there! 669 01:10:23,888 --> 01:10:25,473 Damn it! 670 01:10:25,723 --> 01:10:28,058 Why isn't it stopping? 671 01:10:28,309 --> 01:10:30,686 But we've already done the donkey! 672 01:10:30,853 --> 01:10:33,814 - We have to warn Panos! - But the German will hear us! 673 01:10:33,981 --> 01:10:35,524 I'll pull out the cable! 674 01:10:35,691 --> 01:10:37,860 Give me your jacket! And you give me your sweater! 675 01:10:38,027 --> 01:10:40,070 - Are you crazy? - Do it! 676 01:10:40,321 --> 01:10:42,656 Go on! Quick! 677 01:10:47,244 --> 01:10:48,496 Give that to me. 678 01:10:59,924 --> 01:11:01,759 That was someone yelling. 679 01:11:01,926 --> 01:11:04,136 That was a donkey! Here! Throw it in. 680 01:11:04,303 --> 01:11:06,263 - Take it off me! - No, you! 681 01:11:07,723 --> 01:11:08,933 Watch out! 682 01:11:09,183 --> 01:11:11,310 - Why? - High voltage! 683 01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,694 Give it here! 684 01:11:33,791 --> 01:11:35,709 Oh, God! 685 01:11:40,839 --> 01:11:42,049 Nothing happened. 686 01:11:42,508 --> 01:11:44,343 - What? - Nothing happened! 687 01:12:12,288 --> 01:12:14,498 - Spyros, are you okay? - Are you still alive? 688 01:12:14,665 --> 01:12:16,584 - Are you still alive? - Are you in pain? 689 01:12:24,008 --> 01:12:27,052 What did I tell you? No electricity. 690 01:12:28,679 --> 01:12:29,805 Move! 691 01:12:36,228 --> 01:12:37,438 Happy new year. 692 01:12:54,371 --> 01:12:55,956 Your hand! 693 01:12:56,582 --> 01:12:57,916 Your hand! 694 01:13:02,630 --> 01:13:04,423 Giorgios! 695 01:13:05,341 --> 01:13:07,051 Your hand! 696 01:13:16,852 --> 01:13:18,354 One, two, three! 697 01:13:28,322 --> 01:13:29,406 Oh, no! 698 01:14:15,119 --> 01:14:16,537 Bloody hell! 699 01:14:16,704 --> 01:14:19,373 - Daddy, it's not my fault. - Bloody hell! 700 01:14:25,254 --> 01:14:26,839 Out of the way! 701 01:14:39,184 --> 01:14:41,061 Listen, little man... 702 01:14:41,562 --> 01:14:43,230 It's not your fault. 703 01:14:43,397 --> 01:14:45,190 It was a power outage! 704 01:14:50,988 --> 01:14:52,614 I'm an idiot. 705 01:14:57,035 --> 01:14:59,246 Listen, little man, listen. 706 01:14:59,496 --> 01:15:03,500 Do you want to work for me? Full-time. For life. Huh? 707 01:15:05,544 --> 01:15:07,838 Do you want to work for me? Forever? 708 01:15:08,839 --> 01:15:10,424 Come here. 709 01:15:30,402 --> 01:15:31,987 I have to go again for a while. 710 01:15:32,154 --> 01:15:34,615 I'll be back. I have to take care of something. 711 01:15:54,009 --> 01:15:55,761 It'll be fine. 712 01:15:55,928 --> 01:15:57,471 Dr Yannis can do it. 713 01:15:57,638 --> 01:15:59,515 His mother was a seamstress. 714 01:16:01,558 --> 01:16:03,519 I'm so sorry. 715 01:16:04,478 --> 01:16:05,979 I'm sorry, mate. 716 01:16:07,689 --> 01:16:09,191 I'm sorry too. 717 01:16:12,820 --> 01:16:14,822 It was nice all the same. 718 01:16:15,364 --> 01:16:17,366 Yes, it was. 719 01:16:20,828 --> 01:16:23,080 Giorgios! Giorgios! 720 01:16:23,247 --> 01:16:26,083 Damn it, don't do this to me! 721 01:16:26,250 --> 01:16:29,127 Herr Kommissar, grit your teeth. 722 01:16:29,962 --> 01:16:32,631 - Don't die. - Herr Kommissar! Herr Kommissar! 723 01:16:32,798 --> 01:16:36,176 Giorgios, my friend, I'm so sorry, I didn't want this! 724 01:17:13,338 --> 01:17:15,924 You have to see the inside of the power plant. 725 01:17:16,091 --> 01:17:19,303 And don't let them fool you! 726 01:17:30,272 --> 01:17:32,900 You poor man, Geissner. 727 01:17:39,656 --> 01:17:41,992 What did they do with you? 728 01:17:42,826 --> 01:17:44,786 It's not all that bad. 729 01:17:46,246 --> 01:17:48,498 You're a brave man. 730 01:17:49,249 --> 01:17:51,752 And your effort was not in vain. 731 01:17:52,628 --> 01:17:54,463 We've got them! 732 01:17:56,089 --> 01:17:59,259 They staged quite a fairy tale for you. 733 01:18:00,761 --> 01:18:02,888 The power plant isn't real. 734 01:18:06,433 --> 01:18:10,020 The beach is ours, Jörg. We're saved. 735 01:18:10,812 --> 01:18:14,149 And you, dear Geissner, will soon be home. 736 01:18:14,316 --> 01:18:16,485 With your AVO Bank family. 737 01:18:16,735 --> 01:18:17,736 GET WELL 738 01:18:17,903 --> 01:18:20,572 With best wishes from your colleagues. 739 01:18:23,784 --> 01:18:25,410 Schewe? 740 01:18:31,375 --> 01:18:33,126 Yes. 741 01:18:33,710 --> 01:18:37,214 Are you serious? A bit faster, Schewe. 742 01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:44,304 And stay on it! 743 01:18:46,098 --> 01:18:49,559 To type the amount, press here. 2.50 euro, for example. Okay? 744 01:18:49,726 --> 01:18:52,020 Tick, tock, bang. See? Easy. 745 01:18:52,270 --> 01:18:54,731 If you want to open the till, what do you do? 746 01:18:54,898 --> 01:18:56,066 Then you press here. 747 01:18:56,316 --> 01:18:57,484 Press it. 748 01:18:57,651 --> 01:19:00,445 No, wrong button. 749 01:19:00,612 --> 01:19:03,490 No matter. There's just one important thing to remember: 750 01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:06,493 Beautiful women and Greeks only pay half. 751 01:19:06,660 --> 01:19:10,414 Germans, Brits and Russians pay double. The rest pays the normal price. 752 01:19:13,333 --> 01:19:15,293 Pep! Do you want a beer? 753 01:19:15,544 --> 01:19:17,087 Four euros. 754 01:19:17,337 --> 01:19:19,798 - Giorgios is a Greek now. - One euro. 755 01:19:19,965 --> 01:19:22,217 Bravo! 756 01:19:22,634 --> 01:19:24,177 Hey. 757 01:19:30,017 --> 01:19:31,435 I'm sorry about the finger. 758 01:19:32,894 --> 01:19:35,355 Oh. I'm the one who's sorry. 759 01:19:36,064 --> 01:19:39,192 - Because of the beach. - Let them come. 760 01:19:39,860 --> 01:19:41,903 That sort of thing can take a while. 761 01:19:46,241 --> 01:19:47,743 Giorgios... 762 01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:51,038 Do you mind if I don't come to the harbour? 763 01:19:51,997 --> 01:19:53,832 I don't like goodbyes. 764 01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:59,463 No, that's fine by me. I don't like goodbyes either. 765 01:20:02,257 --> 01:20:04,176 Sorry. 766 01:20:07,971 --> 01:20:10,140 - Dr Laichinger. - Geissner. Where are you? 767 01:20:10,390 --> 01:20:13,727 - I'll be right there. - Hurry up. Hop to it. 768 01:20:26,490 --> 01:20:28,283 Goodbye. 769 01:20:30,702 --> 01:20:31,828 I'll take you. 770 01:20:34,915 --> 01:20:36,249 Thanks. 771 01:20:55,393 --> 01:20:57,104 Well... 772 01:20:57,813 --> 01:20:59,564 Thank you. 773 01:20:59,731 --> 01:21:01,983 Thank you for everything. 774 01:21:03,068 --> 01:21:05,695 It was so unbelievably nice here with you. 775 01:21:15,705 --> 01:21:17,666 I thank you too. 776 01:21:19,584 --> 01:21:21,545 Have a good trip. 777 01:21:25,090 --> 01:21:27,092 Can't you just shut up for once! 778 01:21:27,342 --> 01:21:29,136 It's just unbearable! 779 01:21:53,618 --> 01:21:55,745 Herr Kommissar... 780 01:22:19,603 --> 01:22:21,521 What a fantastic Pep Guardiola! 781 01:22:22,063 --> 01:22:24,024 Yes, indeed. 782 01:22:43,376 --> 01:22:45,170 Odysseus! 783 01:22:49,507 --> 01:22:50,884 Odysseus! 784 01:22:51,051 --> 01:22:53,553 - What's all this nonsense, Geissner? - Odysseus! 785 01:23:07,692 --> 01:23:09,110 Odysseus. 786 01:23:09,361 --> 01:23:13,114 Damn it, Geissner, what the hell are you doing? 787 01:23:15,158 --> 01:23:16,826 Odysseus! 788 01:23:44,437 --> 01:23:47,023 - I'm staying here! - Yeah! 789 01:24:23,935 --> 01:24:27,605 Well. Like I said: 790 01:24:27,772 --> 01:24:31,192 At least it's a good story. 791 01:24:32,652 --> 01:24:34,988 I ask you 792 01:24:35,155 --> 01:24:42,203 What could possibly befall me 793 01:24:43,705 --> 01:24:49,127 Believe me, I love life 794 01:24:49,669 --> 01:24:55,550 The carousel will go on turning 795 01:24:57,427 --> 01:25:01,973 Even if we go our separate ways 796 01:25:03,475 --> 01:25:08,104 Even if we go our separate ways 797 01:25:09,689 --> 01:25:14,944 You know I love life